What would life be like if we didn’t need to sleep? I think it would be pretty boring. There’s only so much you feel like doing on any given day.

When I burp, I can taste Dr. Pepper. HOWEVER, I haven’t had any Dr. Pepper today. Is that weird or what, Mang?

Tammy’s birthday was Sunday, but we had a wedding to go to then, so we celebrated on Saturday. We went to Disneyland and I secretly signed us up for a new birthday party package. Pat E. Cake came out and gave us each birthday cakes to decorate and eat and stuff. There was a conga…

If you’ve ever wanted to take on William Shatner in a round of paintball, now’s your chance.

Here’s something ya don’t see every day. One of the guys who does tech support at my company, Jeff, is in a Skechers ad that just started playing on TV. Check out the Quicktime version to see him rockin’ out.

I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news- A playable demo of Farscape was just released. The bad news- Everything I’ve read so far says it sucks. The full version should be out on August 13th.

Talk about easy money. I should have thought of this. Also, I would need to not have a job to be desparate enough to try it.

I’m a little embarrassed to admit this, but I happen to think Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever” is really catchy.

ABC’s Primetime Preview weekend is coming to DCA in late August. It looks kind of lame, with the only exception being an in-park taping of Whose Line is it Anyway?

This morning I got my car washed. I went to a fancy automatic car wash down the street from work. AMAZING. The soap was blue, green, and purple! And my car got super clean! At $4.95, it was a super duper value! (The best part was not having to tip anybody!) There was just one…