Author: Brett

There is secret stuff out there that wireless phone companies don’t want you to know about! Today I reveal one such secret! I just got a cellphone. I’ve never had one before, but I found a pre-paid deal that basically gives you a phone, 3 months of free service, and $5 for your trouble. All…

I just got a cell phone! It includes free unlimited incoming text messages! So! Now you can page me all day with random junk! Do it! There’s a 110 character limit, so don’t go TOO crazy.

Tammy hasn’t called me back yet today. I’ve left messages, but I guess she’s in a big meeting or something. I had a funny poop joke to tell her, but I forgot it now.

I was researching AVS codes just now and came across some crazyness. Check this link out in Netscape 4. It’s referencing a missing CSS file, so it takes you to the 404 page which also uses the missing CSS file, so it forwards you back to the not-there CSS, and the whole thing repeats itself…

Dijon mustard just makes everything taste better. Ham in particular. Tomorrow I will consider preparing a peanut butter and poupon sandwich.

I drive two hours each day on LA freeways. One hour into LA, and another out. I’m sort of lucky because the 110 freeway really doesn’t have a lot of traffic south of downtown, so I’m always moving. In the mornings I listen to Jamie White and Danny Bonaduce on 98.7. On the way home…

I rented Final Fantasy X from

I’m waiting for my bottle of Centrum to run out so that I can crack open the bottle of Men’s One-A-Day. By my calculations, I’ll be there on Tuesday. One-A-Days are smaller than Centrum and they don’t taste like Flintstones vitamins, yet their ingredient list is nearly identical. Actually, now that I look at the…

I guess there was a big party at our office over the weekend. The building was in pretty bad shape when I got in today. Oh well. That’s the rock and roll lifestyle for ya. Dave’s gonna put a lock on our door, so at least our office will be protected in the future. But…

Drew makes life bearable.