Sometimes I don’t know why I bother getting smoothies for lunch. I know they’re mostly healthy so I try to do the right thing for my body every now and then and stop by Jamba Juice or Juice it Up or Juice Stop or Tropical Smoothie Cafe.
Even if I go for the gusto and bust out the 32-ouncer, I still get hungry three or four hours later. And not just a little hungry either – I get ravenous, jittery, and irritable.
Goddammit, juice places!