If you’re a lousy tipper you may soon find yourself in the Shitty Tipper Database.

I hate tipping bartenders. That’s the worst. God what a waste of money. It’s like ‘Hey, thanks for doing your job. I’m going to pretend like you don’t get paid to do this already, and give you another two bucks for no reason. Because clearly, mixing those two bottles together is a very difficult chore and they must not be paying you enough.’

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