My usual freeway off-ramp was closed this morning, so I had to venture through uncharted ghetto to get to work today.

The highlight of the trip was an old homeless woman bending over and spreading her bare cheeks for me. Well, that’s what I thought anyway… It turns out she was just pissing on the sidewalk.

I listened to the Fantasmic soundtrack on the way to work today. That is one great CD.

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