Congratulations, India and Pakistan! You’re about to join the list of countries that I don’t give a flying crap about! You’ll be listed right alongside such other notables as Israel and Palestine! Why don’t these assheads just agree that neither side will ever get what they want and split the land down the middle? Seriously….
Month: May 2002
The dude from Blue’s Clues has his own site. More importantly, he tells you where to get one of those snazzy striped shirts! If the writing on his site is any indication, he’s weirder than the guy he used to play on Blue’s Clues.
The Sci-Fi channel is showing a Farscape marathon from 7am tomorrow to 6am Saturday! THAT IS LIKE THE GREATEST THING EVER!
I just got word that my new car is in town and ready for pickup! I’ll get it on Friday! Hooray!
Hey, I got engaged this weekend! Tammy and I spent the weekend in Palm Springs at the glorious Caliente Tropics motel. What a swanky little joint! Non-stop Martin Denny in the lobby, bamboo decorations all around, giant Tiki heads carved from Palm Tree stumps glaring at you all over the property. Good stuff! Saturday we…
I went to E3 yesterday and it was good. There were a ton of good looking Game Boy Advance games in development. Super Monkey Ball and the next Castlevania looked great. So did Metroid and Zelda, even if they’re just remakes of the Super Nintendo versions. The GameCube scene has a lot of promise. The…
Sometimes when I see people in their cars buying stuff from people on the street selling oranges or flowers or whatever, I just want to get out of my car and say “HELLO RETARD. YOU ARE INVOLVED IN A CRIME.”