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I hardly ever spill food on myself.

About 30 seconds ago I spilled lemonade on the pee area of my pants.

How great is that? Yellow liquid on the pee area. What a hoot! People will think I peed my pants!

Except today I am wearing dark green pants so you can’t really tell so much.

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