This morning I woke up with the worst headache I’ve had in a good year or so. I wasn’t really sure how long it would last, so I took the day off and just hung out at home all day. That was a bad call on my part ’cause I was feeling better by noon. I didn’t feel like driving two hours to be at work for four, so I stayed home. I took a nap, had a sandwich, and played some Final Fantasy.

I actually felt unproductive today, for the first time in a long while. It was awesome. If I could find someone to pay me to do nothing, I could see myself being very successful in that line of work!

BOSS: BRETT hello how are you today?

ME: BOSS I am good how are you?

BOSS: I am good what are you up to?

ME: NOTHING SIR! Also, please do not ask me to do anything becuase I am very busy!

BOSS: That is what I like to hear BRETT! By the way, here are some tickets to a Laker game! It is a sign that you are working hard and being appreciated!


At first I did not think that this would be an attainable goal, but a search at for ‘nothing’ gets 216 results! ‘lazy’ only gets 2 though. It is a good thing that I am not lazy and am good at doing nothing!!!

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