Every now and then I get these weird notions that make me want to learn how to do stuff. Almost all of these notions require money that I just don’t have. I bet if I was a millionaire, I’d do weird millionaire things like skydive every weekend and build huge indoor swimming pools and maybe even open my own theme park!

Today I’ve decided that I want to learn how to play the vibraphone!

Unfortunately that means that-

A: I’ll need to learn how to read music, and

B: I’ll need to rob a bank.

Have you ever heard a truly amazing vibraphone performance before? It will blow your mind. Listen to Tu Crees Que? and tell me you don’t want to learn how to play too.

$4000, folks. That’s all I’m asking for. Don’t hold back now. Send it my way.

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