Today Ralph’s wife came into the office and gave us all massages. She just got her massage therapist license and today we all got to see what she learned.
I just had mine a few minutes ago and now I don’t want to do anymore work today. Also I seem to be moving and talking in slow motion.
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Video games attack the World Trade Center. Hilarity ensues.
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Well folks, today’s the day – Black Friday.
The last Farscape episode airs tonight at 8pm PST.
Four years is a respectable run, but to cut the show down in its prime is one of the great television programming mistakes of the century. Let’s hope another station picks up where SciFi left off.
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Wow! Cisco buys Linksys. That’s big news!
It’s sort of weird! But it totally makes sense. I just hope Linksys products don’t start getting shipped with Cisco pricetags.
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Just an update to the last entry… CBS showed some sense last night and did stop covering the war when it was clear that nothing new was being reported.
They did show yesterday’s episode of Survivor at is regularly scheduled time, for which I am grateful!
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Hey guys, thanks a lot for deciding to start a war in prime time! What the hell am I supposed to watch now?
I was watching King of the Hill and it was the one where Peggy goes to Dallas to compete in the Boggle championships. Just when she and Hank had checked into the hotel, BOOM! See ya! Time for a war!
“Say goodbye to your regularly scheduled programming so that we can bring you hours of blurry videophone coverage from the balcony of a hotel room somewhere in Baghdad.
It may look like a big black screen with little specks of light that flare up every few seconds, but trust us! It is not an Atari 2600 game! It is anti-aircraft fire!
Also, we would like to interview some ex-millitary people so that they can give their opinion about what MIGHT be happening. Over and over. And over.
You’ll love it! Trust us!
And by the way, Peggy won the Texas State Boggle championships.”
Thanks Fox!
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WOW!
Children of Dune is SO BAD!
And I don’t mean bad as in ‘bad ass’. I mean bad as in ‘train wreck horrible.’
I just forced myself to watch 45 minutes of it (the promos looked interesting,) and brother it has been a true struggle. If I hear anyone say “Fear is the mindkiller” one more time, I might just take a sledgehammer to my TV.
The characters are transparent and unlikable, the story is totally boring, and the special effects look cheap. Unless you were like some big Dune fanatic who read all the books and memorized all the minutia of the Dune universe, I don’t see how there’s any way you could possibly enjoy this miniseries.
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Well that’s one way to sell a Game Boy! Let’s hear it for Nintendo Europe!
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Check it out! We gonna have a war in 48 hours! Expect an unprecedented level of terrorist attacks against the USA shortly after from a lot more fringe groups than just Al Qaeda.
I may not agree with a war, but I support my country. I know we’ll win and I hope it’s over quickly.
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Today is Saint Patrick’s Day and Google didn’t change their logo or anything! It’s not like I care about the holiday, but come on. They change their logo for the lamest crap like Vincent Van Gogh’s birthday and Boxing Day, so I think St. Patrick’s Day would qualify!
Anyway, there’s an almost hilarious number of drunks getting arrested on the ol’ police scanner today.
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